Royal Wedding Merchandise Offers A Jolly Good Time

William and Kate merchandise has hit the market. Analysts say total sales could reach $42 million within the year. There are Royal sliding doors, refrigerators, donuts, comic books, toilet seats, and sick bags (among many more useless items). The items I'm choosing to highlight are a little more intimate.

William and Kate condoms and arousal stimulants (in beer flavor, couldn't make that up) have entered the market. And no, the condoms don't make you feel like you're having intercourse in Buckingham Palace. Who's idea was it anyway to make a beer that arouses you? Alcohol is known for increasing people's friskier tendencies. Seems like something might go wrong, but I don't know.